Can I see you naked?

I bump into a local guy from time to time and we end up in conversation. He is about to go to Uni to do a Masters as he wants to teach. I am on the verge of leaving teaching after a vast number of years to go back to Uni as I want to write. Our conversations go something like this;
enthusiastic (him)
burnt out (me)
enthusiastic (him)
burnt out (me)
Theory theory jargon theory (him)
Oh God please (me).
And so it continues for several minutes whilst my eyes wonder above and beside him for something slightly more interesting.